Today... we salute YOU Mr. Buy Up Those Kick-Ass Low Numbered Autograph Relic & Parallel Cards On eBay Then Re-list Them At Twice What You Paid For Them.
Any Joe Collector can buy some kick-ass low numbered relic, autograph and refractor cards on eBay, but it takes real chutzpah to try and make money the way that you do.
Borderline turdnugget! (with that awesome 80's hair rock voice they use)
In the basement you sit wearing your pj's, anxiously waiting for that sniper software to work it's magic.
Got you in my sights now! (awesome hair rock dude again)
Morals? Questionable at best.
Morals are for pussies! (sung by "the voice" again)
Even though you re-list the card before it even arrives with a buy it now price that's 2-3 times what you paid for it, and it takes you six months to sell it you still end up making $10 profit every time.
Book value is my gospel! (you know the drill)
So crack open an ice cold Bud Light, Joseph P. Collector, because in an online marketplace crowded with bags, yours is the douchiest.
Mr. Buy Up Those Kick-Ass Low Numbered Autograph Relic & Parallel Cards On eBay Then Re-list Them At Twice What You Paid For Them! (What a voice that guy has)
TTM Success - Michael Cuddyer
3 hours ago