Saturday, October 31, 2009

Coming Soon To A Computer Near You...

It's baaaaaaack!
And this time it's NOT personal.

Fasten your seat-belts kids! Once Motherscratcher and I quit being lazy fools and agree on some rules (hot damn, that rhymed!) we shall once again commence with the Turking Off. This time it'll be the 2006 flavor of Topps Turkey Red, which is what we wanted to use the first time around, before availability issues put the kibosh on that plan. Stay tuned so you don't miss anything epic, and there's no doubt this will be epic.

Remember this dear readers, the Commish is wise, and no one EVER listens to Billy Zane. EVER!


  1. Oh Lord, I got Commished agin!

  2. You did such a great job last time it seemed like a no-brainer.

    Let's hope we can avoid another A-Rod debacle.

  3. You're Goin' Down Beardman!

    I eat pieces of shit like you for breakfast!

  4. Man, I said it's NOT personal this time. So why would you go and say a thing like that?

    You eat pieces of shit for breakfast?

  5. Im just glad nobody has the cajones to challenge me. Your guys little battle is like the flash squaring off against green lantern. Entertaining but its definitely two second tier guys going at it.

  6. Sounds like you don't have the cajones to challenge either of us. I know your initials are J.C. and all, but you cannot walk on water, and you cannot defeat me in a box break battle.

    Mark it dude.

  7. Consider youself Challenged. Any product any time any place. I've got the stones, but do you have the cards?

  8. "You eat pieces of shit for breakfast?"

    Stusigpi - you're entering a world of pain. A. World. Of Pain.

    Do we look like we're fucking around here?

  9. I don't know what you are fucking or what you are eating, but I do know that neither of you are a match for me. Since I am a Joe Collector. Let's do Triple Threads to see who pulls the sick nasty mojo!

    Any product any time. If you think you can Turk me off then that's fine. If you don't I can join in later. Just name the time, product and location.