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ESPN2 Is Making Me Nauseous

They're airing the 1999 Home Run Derby right now, and I just watch McGwire's steroided up ass jack 13 bombs out of Fenway while Sammy "no speaka de english" Sosa cheered him on, and Rafael "not Italian" Palmeiro videotaped the whole thing. It was truly a sickening display.

I'm REALLY glad I wasn't really that into baseball back then. If I were, I'm not sure I still would be today. How did anyone not know that these guys were on steroids? All you have to do is look at McGwire or Sosa, and it's pretty obvious.

Cinco De Mayo

You knew someone was gonna do it... may as well be me.